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Wednesday, June 20, 2007 @ 6:00 PM
a blondes talk




hoi hoi im so frigging bored right now can... e amount of time i spent rolling my eyes at home becuase there are nothing for me to do is probably enough to generate a capacity of energy enough to power up the whole of my neighbourhood -_-""
Maple is getting dots and i cant believe i lost 10.8m like totally just someone tell me what is the probability of failing 3 slots out of 5 with a 60% chance that a scroll would work. FUGLYYYYYYY

Next, im totally having this book in cum posting slash yw's-doom-day blues right now... I DUN WAN MY CIVILIAN LIFESTYLE TO GO BACK TO MILITARY T.T
i cant imagine waking up @ such uncivilised hours... sobs

anw on a lighter note ive copy and pasted some damn funny dialogues and for special effects these were all taken from the blondessss trioooo

[[ A round of applause ]]

chello : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window
daner : But this is the 13th floor.
chello : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

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see lin : Do you love me ?
chello : Yes Dear
see lin : Would you die for me ?
chello : No, mine is undying love

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Simone : How old is your father ?
Ju : As old as me
Simone : How can that be ?
Ju : He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Daner : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simone, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simone: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Ju : That's why I say she's no good!

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Manager : Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Chello: That's all right. In fact, I'm just the right person
in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!

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Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such masterpieces?"
Ju: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."

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Simone: Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or
sisters who will be coming to school.
Mama: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did
she say when u told her you had a younger brother?
Simone: She exclaimed OOOOHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDD! and fainted on e spot O.o'

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Chello: "Singapore"
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me"

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Teacher: "Ju, u missed school last Friday."
Ju : "You're wrong"
Teacher: "Wrong, how so?"
Ju : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Chello," said the teacher.
Chello : "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and
'illegal is a sick eagle."

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Simone : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Chello : $90.00.
Simone: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Chello: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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Ju came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked her mama.
"My marks are under water," said the Ju.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C'level"

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Wahaha just for laughs i hope you guys wont mind. O.o not so petty right wahahaha
alright im off to dotA i tell you lanaya is damn bitchy pls try her when u have e guts mwahaha

its yong wen signing off!


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