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Saturday, June 24, 2006 @ 3:14 PM
oh no.. hols ending..
omgz omgz omgz.. its only 2 more days to sch reopen.. gosh time really flies during the holidays.. so what have i done? nothing substantial really... i think im dead for mid years AGAIn. sigh..

oh i thought of something funny, haha quite dumb though

but..

8 tips to when should you start fearing the doctor ure consulting

1. When your doctor sees you he/she grins with an evilsih smile :)

2. When taking your body temperature, he measures you against the mercury-in-glass thermometer on the wall. despite the fever you're suffering from, he/she insist you're having a cold. (tempt reads 21 degcentigrade)

3. When prescribing you with medicine, he flips his old and dusty
" The Book Of Unrealistic Healing Methods"

4. he uses a telescope instead of a stethoscope to listen to your heartbeat. he claims that your heart is weak because he cannot hear any sound.. and your lungs are not working because no breathing is detected AND he suggest an operation to replace your lungs with his "highly elastic organic balloons" that u can buy in packs of 10 for $2 in any regular pasar malam..

5. Instead of prescribing paracetamol for your fever, he writes " 10g toadskin, 2 fish eyeballs, 2X10cm long seaweed, 3X20cm long earthworms, 10X10cm python skin and 2 huge ants" Boiled with chicken blood for 50 mins before drinking.
5 times everyday.

6. Whenever you ask him are you positive? He reassures you everytime, except that his nose is lengthening each time he answers you..

7. When you receive the medical cert, its in parchment and ink. All smurged..

8. When you reach home, all the ingredients prescribed crumbled into dust..

haha hope that entertained you for 5 mins of your life!!! sigh back to more mugging!!!..
its yw, signing out!


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